Shannon Elizabeth and her partner, Derek. It's not that Shannon is bad. She's actually pretty good. It's Derek. His facial expressions...his constant groping...his stupid hair...and his bare-ass chest. I can't freaking stand Derek.
Every week he makes stupid faces into the camera like it's cute. Only it's not cute, because Derek looks like a freaking elf.
And every single week, he gropes the hell out of Shannon Elizabeth. Week in and week out. Derek must have found out that Shannon and her husband has filed for divorce - he's trying to sleaze his way in. He's like that guy at the frat parties who tries to be your girlfriend's best friend, so as soon as you and your girl get in a fight, he is there for comfort. Or in Derek's case, he is there for DANCE!
Here he is groping Kelly from 90210 last season. He must not have know she's married to the guy from FOX's short-lived masterpiece "Fastlane."
God, what a sleaze. He looks like a 5-foot-7-inch Keebler Elf. There's only one that upsets me more than Derek. And it's these guys.
I'll save them for another night.
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